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Dora the Sexplorer.

 

 Dora is praised for being very educational for kids but we adults can also learn a few lessons 
from her cartoons.
 Always walk with your Boots.
  Swiper No Swiping 

 

dora-little 

Dora the Explorer, the famous Nickelodeon cartoon character, is growing up, and while many fear this is happening too quickly, I think it’s inevitable. 

Dora the Teen will be able to impart life lessons to those at the very impressionable and important Teen Age stage of their lives.

But will the trend to grow this booming Dora Industry really stop there ?

Dora is praised for being very educational for kids but we adults can also learn a few lessons from her cartoons.

Dora for Adults will no doubt contain the following lessons;

 Lesson One 

Always walk with your Boots.

Dora_and_Boots

Boots is Dora’s best friend in fact Dora is never seen without Boots.

 

  Lesson Two 

Swiper, No Swiping 

For those parents who buy every new Dora product please take heed, the second lesson, from Dora for Adults, is that when using a Credit card, on a low paying salary, it’s best to follow the catch phrase “Swiper, No Swiping”.  Use cash to stay within your means or better yet just teach your kids that “No means No”.

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 This lesson and catch phrase will also come in handy as Dora grows up and begins to face the unwanted attentions of peers and even sick depraved adults.

Lesson Three

“No means No”

which dora do you like better

No matter how far they push the dress code in these cartoons let’s just hope that viewers get the key message and remember always that  “No means No”.

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May 13, 2009 - Posted by | Beautiful Women, blog, current news, fiction, humor, Lateral Thinking, Marketing, movies, non fiction, preview, Psychology, writing | , , , , , ,

12 Comments »

  1. i think that on doras makeover she should have got rid of the blush (si) she looks good but that blush and lip stick has to go but she needs to (kiantalowoka) with that miny skirt (sionfr) is that she is skinnyer than before (sdertyu)the long hair totaly girl (dkisshb) back pack is lookin pretty good but the rest is just crazy (slkor)

    (ps the words you see with pathesis is in spanish

    Comment by kola | September 23, 2009 | Reply

  2. kiss my bayby

    Comment by ....... | February 21, 2010 | Reply

  3. not very suitable name for kids is it?

    Comment by chloe | March 6, 2010 | Reply

  4. hi my brother like you very much

    Comment by apinayaa | March 14, 2010 | Reply

  5. After looks better!

    Comment by MUnki | March 27, 2010 | Reply

  6. i think this is a good thing i mean dora really cant stay lil for ever but the make over was over the top.

    Comment by nara | April 4, 2010 | Reply

  7. yall r stupid i dont hink tell make dora a little hoe if it is a little kids tv show!

    Comment by Dayana | April 16, 2010 | Reply

  8. it is nice and cute

    Comment by laraib | April 17, 2010 | Reply

  9. what is this you ugly people what did u do little kids like her as she is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by EMM@ | May 25, 2010 | Reply

  10. Hi..
    Very nice make over. liked..

    Comment by Nasline | May 26, 2010 | Reply

  11. lol o wow. everything that you have done said is so true i thought i was the only one that has a mind like that. thats very unexplainable to an average person they would not see that.but as you should know now these days every thing is based on sex. and people cant see that which makes there bodies have a reaction to act in a sexual way no matter what…. but that person has to be smart….well open minded enough to understand the real meaning in reality…. but as they say the last days tells it all….. but we still have two more years to get everything back to reality reality……they know but they fear…..

    Comment by Coreshia | June 24, 2010 | Reply


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